Best and Worst Hook up Online Dating Sex Stories

Posted Oct 24, 2017 4546

Joining a hookup dating site means potentially entering the world of casual sex and one-night stands — unless, of course, you want to find true love. Playing around in this world can lead you to a lot of different paths, many of which will end in a hookup with crazy girls. Sometimes it can be extremely awkward or even hilarious. As we wanted to get a better idea of how intense the online dating hookup can be, we checked out the craziest stories of the users of hookup websites.

Ahead, take a look at some of the weirdest and funniest hookup stories.

Best and Worst Stories on Hookup Online Dating Scene

Cycling Holidays in India

"I spent a year cycling around the world and used Tinder to keep myself sane (I couldn't go a year celibate). In India, I matched with a girl who was very to the point about just wanting sex with a guy. End up cycling 40km to her flat, rushing up the stairs with my bike on my shoulder, saying hello, running downstairs to get my panniers then back upstairs. She greets me with some water and then we have sex for the rest of the day.”

Reddit user RepoScot

Epic Worst Date Story

“A date where after 2 drinks we begin to kiss, and this woman invites me back to hers for a drink. After sharing another glass of wine, she excuses herself and goes to the bathroom. She emerges a few minutes later completely naked, and we end up having sex before falling asleep. I'm woken up by her at 4 am crying and hyperventilating about me being beside her and demands I leave. I'm very confused as she took the lead in the date, but I do as she asks (she is in floods of tears at this point and I still am unsure of what I did). End up home at around 5.30 am (she did call me an uber), which allows me an hours sleep before heading to work.”

Reddit user RepoScot


Slutty Nurse

“Hooked up with a nurse. Spent a few days messaging, talking about movies and books. She finally said, "Wish you were here to watch a such-n-such movie." So, it was 11:30 pm, I called off work, bought some condoms, and showed up at her door. We hung out, had a couple of drinks, went to her bed. She had a Shiba-Inu, and she locked him out of the room. She was one of those people that needed a TV or music on all the time, so she just played the first movie that came up. I told her, suave as I am, that I had a staunch rule: if I'm to sleep in a girl's bed, I'm going to kiss her. So, I kiss her, kiss some more, then we start the horizontal mambo. She yells, "Oh, Travis!" which is very much not my name, I look at the TV and Tom Hanks is contemplating suicide after his time stranded on an island, and the candle on the table gets knocked over. After we clean everything up and turn the movie off, she clings to my leg for me not to go. I eventually pry her off and open the door to leave. I get in my truck and see her running after me. I'm thinking, 'Oh, what a psycho,' and try to start going as fast as I can. It's winter, so it takes a minute to get going. I look in the rearview mirror, and she's tackling her dog who had slipped out when I left. A weird night.”

Reddit user Skel_Estus

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