You, guys, always cry you’re tired from usual porn sites and nothing affects your cock as it did times ago. You every day beg me to give you something new and exotic, something to surprise your little friend. I hear you, jerks. Not only do I surf the internet in the pursuit of a good porn site, I always test them with my own dick! And recommend you only those my cock enjoyed. So here’s a super unusual porn platform for you, motherfuckers.
Imagine a porn site. If you have some experience in online wanking you probably will think about the dark mode, loads of ads, a list of hot thumbnails on the Homepage, and many sections to choose from. You’re also familiar with that pain in the ass when you click the play button on a clip the fucking extra window open where it asks you to purchase any kind of shit. Am I right? Nothing from that list you will see on Streamporn.
When I opened the link for the first time, I thought I made a mistake and found some wrong site. It reminds me of some personal blog of a very dirty-minded teenager from 2000. And it looks like it was made the same year and nothing has changed since then. “What a hell?” I said. There were no usual buttons and videos, nothing to help me realize I am on the fucking porn site! And here’s why.
Its main thing is that it doesn’t host any damn video. I hear you swearing there already. You’re confused why I talk about the site with no clips on it. But wait a second before sending me to hell. Their main case is they give a link to third parties where you can watch the movie. First, it sounds too complicated to even try. But what if I say you get HD porn for free? Now do you agree it worth waiting? I thought so.
Main colour of the site is purple violet. Though it doesn’t look like a place for mature males, the content it offers is for their taste definitely. On the left, they placed a list of categories, tags, and paid sites. I'll explain one more time! Streamingporn provides you with the juiciest porn from all the paid platforms for free. Is all clear now?
Right here you’ll also find a tiny search bar and link for requests and reports. Behind it you’ll get access to the discussion section with the site's administration, where you can ask for some particular videos to upload or inform them about broken videos.
In the end, the most useless thing is waiting for you. It’s a fucking calendar! I really don’t understand why they’ve placed it here. Probably for old goats like you who forget everything, even the date. Good you still remember where your cock is. Or maybe it’s a kindly reminder for those who fap on delicious videos daily, so they don’t lose track of time.
In the centre of the screen you’ll see really huge thumbnails of videos with an upload date and location details. The whole stuff looks a lot like Facebook news, you just scroll it down and enjoy all the latest uploads.
You can do it right on the Homepage. Choose a thumbnail your cock loves most and click Continue reading. If it’s not enough for you to make a choice, try to enter desired fantasy in a search bar. For example, a gangbang. And you’ll get a huge list of clips of this theme. Some of them are so dirty you’ll cum in your pants before it ends. Trust me.
Though it might be difficult to navigate through categories, tags, and sites’ titles, it’s still possible. Take a moment to understand where’s the heading and you’ll realise all is as easy as fuck. They offer a big collection of tags and a huge list of sites, so everyone will find something to fap at. Beginners should start with Categories, and experienced jerks have a taste is porn productions so they might enjoy searching on sites more.
Oh, silly jerk. You have thought the site offers you just text and pictures? You lazy ass! They give you free porn and all is needed from you is to have a little patience and brain! Click on the thumbnail you like and you’ll be redirected on the video’s page. Here you can read more info about the clip, it’s size and duration, admire detailed scenes’ shots, and get 2 links. One leads to the downloading server in case you want to have a video on your computer. And another one is for watching online. Click it and voila, you see the video player on the third-party resource.
The player itself is minimalistic and nothing else distracts you from watching on the page. Sadly, you can’t speed up the movie, but you can control the volume, as always. I am sure you don’t want your mommy to hear what you’re watching. You can like or dislike the clip providing you’ve registered already.
Streamingporn is a harbour for experienced jerkers. When you wank every day, it’s hard to get surprised by anything. Though content is mostly the same everywhere, design and interface can amaze even such professional motherfuckers as I am. Don’t hesitate a minute and try this brand new kind of online sex. Remember, your cock requires attention. Pamper him.
