What’s up lonely boys? Lockdown, no bitches for million years, you lost your communication skills, and now you hold yourself from raping your dakimakura? Embrace the HookupGuru hooking up for the first time guide.
Perfect first time hookup requires army-level training—girls won’t go off with a loser, so grab your earphones, turn on your Rammstein “Sex” song, and lemme show you how to make your first time hooking up heavenly spectacular.
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Things to avoid in your first hookup time to be A-grade
I presume you live in America—and if so you might need first hook up tips for your state. Try out my local hookups tips. But if you’re not an American, I shall adjust my tips for hooking up to make it universal.
Don’t think that every person is hookable
You should understand it. When you install a Tinder app with the intention of quick sex, be ready to be many times rejected. So, if you’re looking to successfully first date hookup—find someone who WANTS sex with a stranger. So here is how do you hook up: install a hookup app (gonna talk about it further) and literally find “I want to be fucked” in the user bio.
Don’t wait for them to take the lead
Who should text first after a hookup? No one. Unless you want a repeat. And if it’s you the one who WANTS, then you should text first. If you love things to be your way,—especially in the bedroom,—don’t be shy to command, make first moves, and drive the action.
Cease acting awkward from the beginning
You’ll probably be looking for your first hookup with the use of online sex sites, there you should start being confident. Show ‘em who is the master, the boss. I mean, don’t be the “president of lonely boys”, complaints of zero-pussy motherfucker won’t work out. So, the tip for how to hook up without awkwardness would be: turn off your shyness and wear your emotional balaclava.
Don’t neglect fetish-negotiation
This should have been the #1 tip for how to hook up with someone for the first time. Ask out the potential sex partner to the restaurant, have a nice whatever, and start the negotiation. Your task is to learn what this person dreams of trying in the bedroom.
Also, share your fancies. ACHTUNG: do that AFTER you’ve met a like-minded match on a website. If you’re the BDSM dungeon master and she dreams of a gentle femboi—it would be more than awkward.
Stop shaking about ruining the moment
Here is the universal rule on how to hook up without it being awkward: accept your body. It may produce funny sounds sometimes, especially in the moment of fusion with another body. You can ignore it or just have a little fun over it.