Are both you and your partner bored with the «I want you» thing? Have you been wondering about how to spice up your relationship? Have you been breaking your head over how to turn on your new partner? Are you bad at dirty talking? Looks like someone needs a dirty quotes therapy!
Why use erotic quotes?
Naughty, yet innocent, giving small or serious hints, best sex quotes can make your partner long for more in sex, get horny much faster, and always want to jump in bed with you. They don't just indicate your partner wants to fuck. It's a universal way to define your partner's mood, what she's up for, and whether she wants it hard or romantic today. Naughty quotes are my bread and butter, so I decided to help you out a little and picked the best ones for you. Thank me later! Scroll down to see how to hit on new girls or surprise your current partner with racy sex phrases. Better grab a notebook and write them down!
Funny sex quotes
Don’t get distracted!
You rock hard.
I’m not a doctor but I can make you feel better.
When she’s had a rough day, give her a rough night!
Want some cream on your lips?
What I love sex for is that it tickles.
I’ll leave some nice love bites on your neck tonight.
You remind me of my big toe... Sooner or later I'm gonna bang you on a table.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
I want you to hop on my humps.
Don't tell me what to do unless you're naked.
Your pants, they bother me. Take them off!
What size are your boobs? Can I check with my hands?
Your clothes would look way better on my bedroom floor.
Horny sex quotes
Feed me with your…
Keep me humming, keep me moaning.
Take your clothes off, I’m coming.
Spontaneous fuck. I want it.
I want to play in your deep…
You better run away from me baby unless you want to burn in the flames of passion.
Climb until you reach my peak, babe!
Are you ready for a ride?
Let’s do bad things together.
Your face would look better between my legs.
Be naked when I get back home.
Can I have you for breakfast in bed today?
Let's settle this like adults: in the bedroom, naked.
I can't taste my lips. Would you do it for me?
Romantic sex quotes
People say we should be with someone who gives us butterflies, makes us smile and makes us feel horny.
When I look into your eyes, I have euphoria. When you kiss my neck, I taste paradise.
I want to sit on your knees at the back of the car.
Your eyes are deep like the ocean, I want to drown in you.
Do what you want with my body...
Life is never good unless you have good sex. Thank you, babe!
I'm in my bed, you're in your bed. One of us is just in the wrong place.
Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
Making you horny and making you smile are my two favorite things.
I want to forget my name while I'm busy moaning yours.
Hot sex quotes from celebrities
Yes, celebrities have sex too! Even more than us, mortals. That's why they always come up with some cool or funny sex sayings and quotes. Let's see what those are. Maybe you can borrow some of them to impress your girl and turn her on. Imagine how cool would it be if, let's say, Ryan Gosling talked dirty to her? ;)
I don't know the question but sex is definitely the answer. (Woody Allen)
The only reason to wait a month for sex if she's 17 years 11 months old. (Barney Stinson)
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. (Marilyn Monroe)
Sex is emotion in motion. (Mae West)
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you're not getting any. (John Callahan)
Everything that truly makes us happy is quite simple – love, sex, and food. (Meryl Streep)
Sex is like money; only too much is enough. (John Updike)
Sex pretty much cures everything. (Chuck Palahniuk)
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. (Alec Baldwin)
I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people. (Chelsea Handler)
Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top. (Jimmy Dean)
Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy. (Hugh Hefner)
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. (John Waters)
The best time of day for sex is anytime because it's sex. (Cameron Diaz)
Sex is as important as eating or drinking. (Marquis De Sade)
Don't be afraid to use these cool and fun sex quotes and sayings. They'll refresh your sex life, spice it up a little, and will definitely make every time you get laid more exciting and special. You can create a game out of it or simply tell each other these catchy sex passion quotes before going to bed. Success guaranteed! Memorize some of these and go impress your woman.