Pandemic Pick Up Lines: The New Bread And Butter Of Online Hookups

Latest update: Jan 11, 2021
Coronavirus Pick Up Lines

Pandemia and social isolation have already influenced sex life, so it is a perfect time to get a dating profile and start your online adventure. All the hot dating apps are aflame with these coronavirus pickup lines, and if you can`t keep up, you`ll get left behind. Read this article to choose a few funny catching phrases that`ll get you in with the ladies.

Why to use Covid 19 pick up lines to get girls?

2020 hasn`t been kind to any of us, and it`s been more important than ever to know how to hit up chicks online because apparently, that`s the only way we`re getting any action now. How`s a guy like you gonna make this happen? Pickup lines. You heard right, buddy. We`re going back to the age-old “Did that hurt? When you fell from heaven?”. Tried and tested, these have gone around so much it`ll earn you an eye-roll and nothing more. That`s where I come in. See, there`s a secret to pickup lines, and I`m gonna teach you.

covid 19 pick up lines

Covid-19 pickup lines

This is the kinda shit you`re here for, and people eat up. Jokes are funnier when they`re relevant, and what could be more relevant than social distancing pickup lines? It`s guaranteed to bring a chuckle, and the more you make a girl laugh, the more enticed she becomes about sucking your dick. Catch my flow?

  • Social distancing is all the rage these days, try this one if you`re ballsy: “Can I socially distance your legs from each other?
  • Covid has everyone practicing hygiene properly: “If I were a bottle of hand sanitizer, would you let me apply myself vigorously to you?
  • For context, any temperature higher than 37.5 Celsius indicates a fever: “Swipe right if you`re hot, but not hotter than 37.5C.
  • Probably one of the best quarantine pick up lines I`ve ever heard: “Roses are red, Corona`s a flu, can I quarantine these nuts inside you?
  • This one`s cheeky, so I`ll include a comeback as well: “I like my girls like Covid, 19 and spread”. Counter that with “I like my men like Covid safety measures, six feet away from me”.
  • For the people who like to live dangerously: ”Shoutout to the coronavirus for finally getting me to use protection
  • Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?” A traditional play on the “gun in your pants” pickup line could never go wrong.
  • Are you Covid-19? Because if I had you, I wouldn`t leave the house for two weeks straight.” 2 week quarantine mandates are in place, and what better way to hint you like someone than by telling her you`d love to bang it out over that period?
  • The tried and tested classic: “If Covid doesn`t take you out, can I?” It might be a bit dark, but chicks with dark humor are gonna love someone who starts off with that.
  • If you`re a little desperate and don`t mind breaking quarantine rules: “Come on over, I`ll pay your fine if you get stopped.
  • Covid 19 pick up lines don`t get better than this: “Are you an N95 mask? Because I want you on my face.
  • If you`re a sweet guy who likes being polite, this is right up your alley: “Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is your smile.
  • This one will make her smiling for sure: ”The government says we need to stay six feet apart but I wanna be six inches in you.
  • If you consider yourself a romantic, this might be the line for you: ”Is it the corona virus or are you especially breathtaking tonight?
  • One ply? Two ply? Neither. The only thing I`m looking for is your re-ply.” Everyone loves a play on words. One ply is cheap, two ply is comfy, but you`re not getting any action without her reply.
  • Are you ready to receive a big stimulus package?” US citizens are complaining about the meagre $600 stimulus checks they`re getting. Ladies would definitely appreciate a bigger stimulus, especially coming from you, wink wink.

What am I doing wrong with pickup lines?

It`s either the pickup line itself or the delivery is horrible. Here`s a few phrases you should never use:

  • I saw you checking me out from across the bar, stay there.” It`s funny, it`s socially distanced, but what happens next? You straight up told the girl not to come near you.
  • Do you need toilet paper? Because I`ll be your Prince Charming.” Okay, the Prince Charmin part is fine, but the implications of this pickup line is that you have a scat fetish. That`s not gonna end well for you, bud.
  • Are you the coronavirus? Because you look like you were made in China.” Being racially insensitive won`t get you laid.

Ready to rock the world with your corona pick up line?

Before Covid, you were tearing it up, and now you`ve got all the knowledge you need to get chicks giggling, touching your arm, and warming up to you. Guess it`s smooth sailing from here, eh sailor? Good luck!

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Jake Pierce

Jake Pierce is an editor at HookupGuru. He covers the wide and expanding world of casual dating, exploring new hookup dating websites, apps, and giving practical advice on how to succeed in a hookup dating scene.

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